The internet's most unimpressed man. Flat hair, thin glasses, one expression. He doesn't post much. He just looks at you until you go drink some water. Now he has a coin.
soon
Somebody drew a man with flat hair, thin glasses and a jaw that has never laughed. One face. It said everything.
No words, no smile. Just the look you get when you tell him you bought the top again.
On a pool float. Holding a Float coin. At the desk at 3am watching a green candle. The expression never changes.
$CHUD launches on Float, where holders get paid a cut of every trade. He is floating. He is still not smiling.
and dat is da story. go outside.
Press the button. Chud gives advice the way he does everything: short, blunt and usually right. Free. Unlimited. Not nice.
0 times chud said no
Type something normal. Chud strips out the feelings and hands it back in four words or fewer, ideally.
$CHUD launches on Float, the Solana launchpad where holders are paid a share of every trade. Buy it on Float or in any Solana wallet or terminal.
Phantom, Solflare, Backpack or any terminal. Put some SOL in it.
Open the $CHUD page on Float or paste the contract address. Make sure it matches the one below.
Open Float →Set him as your pfp, make a meme below and stare at someone. That's the strategy.
Make a meme →launching soon on FloatAlways check the address. There is one chud. He would not tolerate a fake.